Friday, January 29, 2010
Online casino games
These casino games are really fun for me to play and is a great way for me to relax. I have so much fun, sometimes I lose track of time, especially at night when I play before I go to bed. My friends have fun when they go to the casino. so I knew they would have a great time like I do when they play casino games online.
A Baseball Story
Well, it was time to start the game, and everyone stood up to sing the National Anthem. Jose watches the game in amazement and joy. When it was over, he slid down the flagpole and hitch-hikes his way back over the border to Mexico.
When he finally gets home, all his friends ask him, "So, Jose, how was eet, the baseball game?"
And Jose replies, "Eet was wonderful, amigos. The people in America are so kind! The first thing they did, even before they start the game, was to ask me, `Jose, can you see?' "
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Well-designed and stylish address plaques
I really liked some of their address signs and address plaques that are very stylish and modern. That design will be great for any decorative homes because it will match the design of the exterior of any houses. So if you or someone you know is looking to upgrade your address plaques, check out this website and you’ll be happy you did.
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Good morning Thursday
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently.
Palladas
The geat blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it.
Seneca
(7 B.C. - 65 A.A.)
Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other.
Thomas Fuller
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Funny Church Signs
The following church signs are, supposedly, actual signs that were put up. See, even God has a sense of humor. Eh?




Monday, January 25, 2010
Good place to buy magnetic bracelets
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A young couple
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"
She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car.
The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help.", he pleads.
She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."
He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover your snatch with that and go get help."
She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boy friend's stuck!"
The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."
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Do it well
You cannot cheat life, so don't bother trying. If you compromise your integrity, it will quickly drain away and you'll always regret the loss.
When you do what you do, do what is right. Even though you think no one will ever know, you will always know.
You will know, and that makes all the difference. For real confidence comes from a job well done, and confidence is worth more than gold.
It doesn't have to be perfect, though the closer you can get, the better. What you must always do, in whatever you do, is your best.
The quality of what you experience in life depends on the quality of what you give to life. Make it good, make it right, make it honest, and add real, lasting value to your world.
-- Ralph Marston
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Forgotten Present
After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd like, he simply says: "a Barbie Doll".
The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks, "So Sir, which Barbie would that be?"
The man looks surprised so the assistant continues, "We have Barbie Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $249.99."
The man can't help himself and asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well Sir, that's quite obvious!" says the assistant,
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Moving help
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Poem of the day
Dining room hutch
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What Do Your Parents Do For A Living?
An elementary school teacher was asking her students what their parents did for a living. "Jeffrey, please be first," she said. "Tell the class, what does your mother do?" Jeffrey stood up and proudly boasted, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, shuffled her feet a bit and said, "My dad's a mailman."
"Thank you, Amy," said her teacher. "What about your father, Jimmy?" Jimmy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse!"
The teacher was taken aback, and promptly changed the subject to social studies. Later that day she went to Jimmy's house and knocked on the door. Jimmy's father answered the door. Theteacher explained what his son had said, and demanded the father provide an explanation.
Jimmy's father said, "Well, I'm actually an attorney. But how can you explain a thing like that to a six year old?"
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Debt consolidation
A college student
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill out his schedule. The only one available was Wildlife Zoology. After one week the professor gave the class a test. He passed out a sheet of paper divided into squares.In each square was a carefully drawn picture of some bird legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. The student sat and stared at the test and got more and more angry. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever taken."
The teacher looked up and said, "Young man, you have flunked this test. What is your name?"
The student pulled up his pant-legs and showed the professor his legs and replied, "You tell me!"
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Nice day today
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Green Police
it's humpday

Men spend their lives in anticipations,—in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other—it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.
Charles Caleb Colton
Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The chances are that you have already come to believe that happiness is unattainable. But men have attained it. And they have attained it by realising that happiness does not spring from the procuring of physical or mental pleasure, but from the development of reason and the adjustment of conduct to principles. from How to Live on 24 Hours a Day,
by Arnold Bennett
Monday, January 18, 2010
Our Friends are Moving
Half-Wit
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the Rancher
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Find what you need for your home
We also found a rubbermaid high chair that would be great for a friend of mine who just had a baby recently. I was really impressed with this website. Before you go anywhere else to buy something for your home, check out this website to see what they have to offer.
Quotes of the day

Try to be happy in this present moment, and put not off being so to a time to come,—as though that time should be of another make from this which has already come and is ours.
Thomas Fuller
Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
George Santayana
No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Publilius Syrus
Charles Caleb Colton
Friday, January 15, 2010
Valentines Day Gift Ideas
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Just had lunch
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Alexander von Furstenberg
Potentially VS. Reality
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask you sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you have learned."
Little Johnny is puzzled but decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone would give you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
His mother looks around shyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
Little Johnny goes back to his father who asks, "Well, what did you learn?"
Little Johnny says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY, we're living with a couple of whores."
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Advice From a Priest
"My son, you shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."
The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man, in his early twenties came in.
"Yes, my son?" said the priest.
"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."
"And what was that, my son?"
"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married", said the young man.
"That sounds like something I probably would have said" said the priest.
"Did you take my advice?"
"Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem."
"What's that, my son?"
"Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"
Saturday, January 9, 2010
West Palm Beach Real Estate
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Duck Hunting
I bet this isn't what you thought... poor little ducky being blown to pieces but an avid hunter, tricked into frolicking with an inanimate wooden duck. Well, the tables have turned. Watch out hunters.

Friday, January 8, 2010
Sono Bello Beauty
No Warning
His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!"
The husband said, "I know all that."
"Then why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?" asked the wife.
The guy answered, "Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married."
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Fun times
George Falls in Love
"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.
"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Time to start planning for the Spring
We had a window box on the front of our house and some garden window boxes on the back that needed to be replaced also. So, if you need any window boxes like we did, than visit this website before you go anywhere else to buy what you need. The huge selection and great value for the styles and quality they provide makes it the only place we needed to go.
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Count The Little Black Dots
This is a great illusion, actually it hurts my eyes. This one has been passed around a good bit, came across it originally a few years ago though it just popped up in our inbox again.
Usually known as the "Scintillation Grid", was discovered by a chap named Elke Lingelbach of the Institut fur Augenoptik Aalen in Germany and is a modification of an illusion called the hermann Grid which dates way back to 1870!

At any rate, try counting those little black dots : )
Find business prospects
My hubby uses it to find business prospects for his sales job he has where he sells are service to businesses anywhere in the country. They make it real easy to look very quickly to find a business like a restaurant or where to go to get our car fixed. So, the next time you need to find a business for any reason, check out this website and see why we like it so much.
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Quotes of the day
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving” - Albert Einstein
"So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place and time, is in balance with everything else." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Monday, January 4, 2010
Designer Office
Pic joke
This wife
Well six months later the priest sees her and sure enough she is pregnant again. The priest asks her if she followed his instructions, she said yes but that she could not find a ten gallon bucket so she bought two five gallon buckets.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
School Donations
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You’ll Never Get To Work On Time
So I'm driving to work, running a little bit late as usual. Just when things couldn't get any worse, I see road construction...

Friday, January 1, 2010
American Residential Law Group
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